the existential blues archives, vol. 4

A journal of an explorer in cyberspace..... I've been to the edge several times.


Index of Articles in Volume 3:
19 - February 1997 - Surf's Up
14 - July, 1997 - It's Time to Pay the Bill
14 - October, 1997 - Discovering Things Everybody Else Knows

Other Volumes:
the Existenial Blues Archives - Volume 1
the Existenial Blues Archives - Volume 2
the Existential Blues Archives - Volume 3

the existential blues

February, 1997

Surf's Up


What do you call a single piece of correspondence received via e-mail? Is it just "e-mail?" Somehow that sounds plural. Here I'm referring to only one piece. Is it just a letter? That seems to me to convey a hand typed or written document sent via the postal service. Is it an "e-letter?" But I digress.

A friend electronically posted to me a bit of humor proposing a new language - an Internet form of Eubonics. She got the idea from a newspaper column written by John Woestendiek in the Philadelphia Inquirer on January 8, 1997. He called it "Geekonics." In his column, the issue of a word for a single piece of e-mail never came up. And anyway, none of this has anything to do with this particular essay.

Well, almost nothing. I did receive another single piece of e-mail. It purportedly came from Tom "T-Bone" Stankus, the author of the song "Existential Blues." He discovered this column by searching for the name of his song on one of the search engines. As regular readers know and he guessed, this series of essays draws it's name and a great deal of inspiration from that song, it's title and the meaning behind both. Most people think "Existential Blues" is a novelty song. Apparently, so does Mr. Stankus. I can't write back, he isn't on the Internet. He was on a friends computer. He did leave a phone number, but I haven't called.... yet. It's not the price of the call, it's the potential price of my psyche. However, keep the bottle in front of you..... But this isn't the point of this essay either.

My son and I were in Circuit City last weekend. We had made up some lame excuse or other to go and see the new MMX computers. But, as we walked in... there on the main aisle, was a big screen "Web-TV."

We stopped, we looked, we played. Since we are both webmasters, we had to check out the sites we have created. I grabbed the controller first!

First stop was Gem of the Day (tm). Boy, did it look good. WebTV doesn't support frames, so we saw only the featured item - a man's Citizen Watch. I was impressed. Bright crisp clear image and the current deep blue starry background. WOW!!!

Next, on to the Wizard, fkap. Terrific. Again, bright, clear, easily readable, crisp with great graphics and (on the newest version) background sound! Steve Allen, your theme song was heard all over Circuit City!

Then on to the Phoebe Cates Resource Directory CRASH!! CRUNCH!! STOPPED DEAD IN OUR TRACKS by SurfWatch. We were stunned. We were impressed. We were actually rather pleased.

SurfWatch Logo (c) 1996 by SurfWatch, modified by the Wizard, fkap

Now don't get me wrong. There is NOT ANYTHING in the Phoebe Cates Resource Directory that should alarm parents or anyone else. There is absolutely no nudity, no sex, no violence, no foul language, nothing! But there are links to other sites which do have an amount of nudity. Phoebe's most infamous role was in "Fast Times in Ridgemont High" and there are two notable nude scenes in that movie, one featuring a "topless" Phoebe Cates. The other is much racier scene featuring Jennifer Jason Leigh. We link to Tony Ruegger's incredible "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" website. And we link to several others which include a that photo or perhaps one or two others that feature Phoebe is various stages of undress.

I understand that SurfWatch employs a large number people, especially college students, to surf the Internet searching for sex. How come I could never find a job like this while I was in college? No doubt these surfers confused my site with the links to other sites.

I am not complaining. I'm pleased to know that SurfWatch is a reasonably effective tool parents can use to protect their children. Or a tool that an individual can use if he or she wants to protect themselves from an unwanted accident.

There is no doubt that SurfWatch. works better than the Federal Government ever will!! And as a consumer, you can turn SurfWatch. off! You can't turn off government censorship.

Keep the bottle in front of you. If you want or need to view it through rose colored glasses, make sure you always have the ability to take them off. If you give up that right to the government, you may find you'll never see clearly again.

The image above began as the SurfWatch Logo (c)1996 by SurfWatch and Spyglass, Inc. Modifications were done by the Wizard, fkap. We are attempting to get permission for all of this.


the existential blues

July, 1997

Protesters Outside the Supreme Court are Oblivious to the Irony

It's Time to Pay the Bill

On June 26, 1997 the Supreme Court did what we all expected. And "Netizens" reacted with jubilation when the Supreme Court confirmed the unique characteristics of cyberspace and struck down the Communication Decency Act. The court ruled 7-2 that all key parts of the law violated the First Amendment by impinging on otherwise permissible speech among adults.

However, like the protestors outside the Supreme Court (in the picture above), many individuals and groups were ready to go on the offensive again. Firing up an organized and well produced media blitz, groups that supported the law countered that children were at risk without the legal protection. Never mind that these groups completely ignore all the available facts.

           "Millions of children will be victimized by the failure of this court to protect them from the most vile hardcore pornography and exploitation on the Internet," said Tom Minnery, vice president of Focus on the Family, an advocacy group based in Colorado.

    Cathy Cleaver, director of legal policy at the Family Research Council in Washington, D.C., said the court’s opinion left room for Congress to write a narrower law to protect children.

    "As of today, the floodgates are open and pornographers can invite children in," she said. "But we’re not going to stop fighting for protection for kids on-line. We will go back (to Congress) and you will be seeing a more narrowly drafted statute."

Hey, Mr. Minnery and Ms. Cleaver, the solution to this non-problem already exists, without your righteous intervention. And without your knowledge, so it seems.

Michael Sears, general manager of SurfWatch, said filtering software already exists that can help keep objectionable material away from minors. "What the court is doing here is putting the choice back in the parent’s hand and that’s where it should be," Sears said. He agreed with the lower court’s finding that software to keep sexually explicit material away from children will soon be widely available.

"The content is going to continue to grow, he said. There’s 100,000 new sites a day and we’ll continue with our technology to scrub those sites as soon as they come on-line. It takes technology."

The Supreme Court soundly rejected the government’s argument that the CDA was constitutional. The court left little room for legislators wanting to create another version of the law, said E. Leonard Rubin, an attorney with Gordon & Glickson in Chicago who specializes in Internet law. The key is that a large, well financed and highly motivated group of people are going to try.

Perhaps most frightening is that Rubin said any future attempts to regulate content on the Internet may be done under civil law, rather than criminal law. What the government can't kill, it sure as hell can regulate to death.

The original law was approved by Congress as part of the sweeping Telecommunications Act of 1996.

  Former Sen. James Exon, who led the campaign to protect children from Internet pornography, said he hopes Congress will take another run at the bill.

Why do free people, who would easily be the first harmed by the loss of rights, want to work so hard to surrender their freedom. Do they want to control other's lives? Do they fear freedom? Or do they simply fear the unknown? Do they fear the future?

The Supreme Court has now guaranteed that I can keep this bottle in front of me. But you can count on congress to now try to regulate us all into getting a frontal lobotomy.

The Photograph is copyright by the Associated Press


the existential blues

October, 1997

Discovering Things Everybody Else Knows

Discovering Things Everybody Else Knows

Twenty Million Web Pages! And, actually I'm quite certain that oft quoted statistic greatly understates the actual number of web pages available to the general public on the internet. The simple fact is you can't see even a tiny fraction of them.

SO why was I surprised to discover The Secret Diary of Bill Gates, age 41 1/4? Yes, it's witty, irreverent and amazingly well done. And yes, it's author is a web site designer and content creator. But I wasn't jealous. Well..... not much.

What upset me was that the entire world knew about my new discovery. For months, even years before I "discovered" it. Look at this list of accolades.

        This essay was not finished, although it was available as you see it above, on-line for about one month. It will be finished at a later date. I promise.
                        the Wiz....


LINK TO:
The Existential Blues Archives, VOLUME 1
The Existential Blues Archives, VOLUME 2
The Existential Blues Archives, VOLUME 3



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