Three judge panel in Philadelphia votes 3-0 that the CDA is not Constitutional.
Follow the link to read the decision.
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The Society Celebrates the 40th Anniversary
of the Sacred Pink Flamingo
The Plastic wonders have graced many a bewildered function. The electronic lighted versions have accompanied the Bewildered on many camping trips. And, against the police state rules in the ROYAL'S neighborhood, they graced the birthday celebration of the Princess.
Amazingly enough, over FIFTEEN MILLION of the plactic featherless beauties have been sold. Back in 1952 the pink delights were flat and made of plywood. A few years later they were made of foam, but dogs kept eating them. But in 1957, a year that will live in the hearts of Flamingo Fans forever, the plastic version was created. Don Featherstone's signature is molded into the body of every Pink Flamingo created. Clearly, the man is truly bewildered and deserves a place of honor in our society forever. (AP Wirephoto (copyright 1996 Associated Press) was sent by snail mail to Gazette Editorial Offices by Daffy (Thanks!).
Thought for the Day
This is my World
Essay found on THE HOLIDAY (but not really readable at that site), written by Pretzel BoyThis is my world, a world of boundless possibIites. This is a place of dreams, where I can do anything I please, where I can change anything I want. To me, this is freedom! Now people are tring to take it away from us with censorship, rules, regulations, and guild lines. We we must not let them take our freedom, our world away from us. We must take a stand! I for one will not sit down and let them do what they want to with my dreams, my freedom, my creations, my WORLD. This is my world and I will not let them take it away.
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Review the LATEST NEWS on Hillary Clinton's hair. And VOTE of your favorite Hillary Hairstyle. The solution to all problems can be found on the internet.
The Society of the Bewildered GAZETTE Archives
The May 4, 1996 Issue (Thelma and Louise)Send your news or comments to the Wizard, fkap
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THE PURPOSE of the Society of the Bewildered:
"We're Bewildered, we have a purpose, but we can't remember what it was. Since we can't find it, we've substituted 'DUCK DANCING' and the neverending Search for the Perfect Margarita."MEMBERSHIP REQUIREMENTS:
"The only requirements are 1.) having children (or once knowing someone who had children) and b.) willingness to admit to being a member. It hasn't really been established that men can actually be members. Men, it seems, refuse to admit to being bewildered. However, in defiance of all logic, they are quick to admit being members of the BEWILDERED SOCIETY.With these requirements the list of
non-members grows daily."
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