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June 21, 1996

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Our first Member of the Royal Society: Jimmy
"Jimmy," pictured here with her very own "Lucky Duck." She will ably represent our Society in England, Scotland and Wales.

Report from the British Isles

The Society dispatched its most able representative, Fonix, to Great Britain to help establish a chapter of the Society of the Bewildered in the "Mother Country." By definition, a "Mother Country" should be eligible for membership in the Society. I'm sure Great Britain has been most bewildered by the behavior of her many offspring. Perhaps most bewildering was her rebellious child, The United States. After all, she gave the colonies so much. And did they appreciate her? Respect her? Honor her? Do they even remember her on Mother's Day? But I digress.... We wouldn't know how to invite a country into membership anyway.

Certainly there must be a lot of bewildered people over there, so Fonix, along with her devoted sidekick, Tink, set off on her mission. The following post was filed by our faithful missionary via regular land mail. Hence it's delay in being relayed to you. Thanks to associate editor Beaker for forwarding it on to the Gazette.

Baby Dooches, formerly known as Tink
"Baby Dooches," faithful companion and daughter of Fonix. Pictured here going through a religious conversion and name change. Formerly known as "Tink."
June 16, 1996

Dear Society of the Bewildered, Internet Chapter,

    Just back from intensive and exhausting trip to Scotland and England researching poets and new SOB members. I enrolled our Scottish guide--definitely an SOB and we gave her our lucky duck to keep! Her SOB name is "Jimmy" because she was once a gym teacher. She lives in Edinburgh, Scotland.

    Tink distinguished herself as the Court Jester and "Keeper-of-her-Mom." She wants to change her name to "Baby Doochess."

    It was a wonderful experience and we've determined never to do it again. In D.H. Lawrence's words: "There's nothing left to see. Everything has been seen to death."

          Love, even without a computer--
            Fonix



Thought for the Day


This is my World

Essay found on THE HOLIDAY (but not really readable at that site), written by Pretzel Boy

This is my world, a world of boundless possibIites. This is a place of dreams, where I can do anything I please, where I can change anything I want. To me, this is freedom! Now people are tring to take it away from us with censorship, rules, regulations, and guild lines. We we must not let them take our freedom, our world away from us. We must take a stand! I for one will not sit down and let them do what they want to with my dreams, my freedom, my creations, my WORLD. This is my world and I will not let them take it away.



Bewildered Site of the Week

Amazing Cow Facts

Cows are considered sacred in many societies, and were nearly chosen over the Pink Flamingo as the most favored Society Decoration. Now visit one of the most bewildering sites on the net and learn EVERYTHING you ever wanted to know about cows (maybe). The solution to all problems can be found on the internet.


The Society of the Bewildered GAZETTE Archives

The May 4, 1996 Issue (Thelma and Louise)
The June 14, 1996 Issue (Pink Flamingos)

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THE PURPOSE of the Society of the Bewildered:

"We're Bewildered, we have a purpose, but we can't remember what it was. Since we can't find it, we've substituted 'DUCK DANCING' and the neverending Search for the Perfect Margarita."

MEMBERSHIP REQUIREMENTS:

"The only requirements are 1.) having children (or once knowing someone who had children) and b.) willingness to admit to being a member. It hasn't really been established that men can actually be members. Men, it seems, refuse to admit to being bewildered. However, in defiance of all logic, they are quick to admit being members of the BEWILDERED SOCIETY.

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