Orange Food Group Discovered

      Discovered by Skyhawk during his research years at Auburn University, this new "food group" is in addition to the commonly recognized food groups: meats, vegetables, fruits, grains and fats. While those groups are somewhat important to the maintainence of life, they all pale in comparison to the value of this new "group." Skyhawk actually lived on this food alone for weeks at a time while at Auburn!

      While scientific study of this group continues, it has been 'code named' the Orange Food Group because of its near iridescent color. It is unknown if the color is the source of its legendary nutrition.

      "We can't consider it a simple vitamin, because its composition consists of too many chemicals, minerals and other fancy stuff." says primary researcher Wizard, fkap. "What we do know for sure is that it is available only a few short weeks each year. It is simply a matter of life or death that individuals obtain and consume as much of this substance as possible."

      "We know that it prevents, clears-up, heals, or at least covers-up and disguises hundreds of diseases from Acne to Lumbago to Impotence.

      "It is an excellent alternative to Viagra," according to the mistress of a 'Head of State' of a major western nation. The mistress appears to have had "expansive" experience with the Orange Food Group herself.

     "This whole impeachment thing could have been cleared up quickly if those darn tape recordings had been a little clearer! All I said to Linda was that Bill and I enjoyed a little "cookie" in the afternoon," the mistress commented.

      The popularity of this substance has caused Orange Food Group Festivals to spring up around the country.

      "This is like the Asparagus Festivals in Europe," comments the Wizard, "Asparagus is served for every course of every meal in France and Switzerland during late March and Early April."

      The same thing is now happening here with the Orange Food Group. A perfect meal would consist of:

Salad: Lettuce and Tomato ganished with crumbled Orange Food Group
Appetizer: Sauteed Orange Food Group with a light cream sauce
Main Course: Roasted Free Range Chicken stuffed with Orange Food Group
Vegetable: Italian Roasted Peppers, Onions and Orange Food Group
Dessert: Orange Food Group Flan with a light Caramel Sauce.

Stock up today! Most stores run out of Orange Food Group by mid to late October.

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