When the Society learned she squeezed
fresh oranges each day for her family, they at first
sought to have her burned at the stake or at least committed to the nearest psychiatric hospital.
Finally, they merely named her "Princess," because she treats her family like royality. Says
BEAKER, 'She is the living embodiment of all that is sacred in our Society, foolishly sacrificing
everything for her family. Bewildered."SOURCES OF
BEWILDERMENT: Skyhawk, Aubie and Pretzel Boy
Able to leap tall conceptual buildings in a single bound, The Wizard has never allowed
facts to interfer with his ideas or plans. The Wizard is literally all over the internet. He is considered by many as a computer genius, but he is often mistaken for one of the lesser known computer virsuses. He is married to THE PRINCESS, contributing to her
bewilderedness daily.
Beaker accepts no responsibilility for
anything here, especially the quotes attributed to her.
However, Society archeives clearly show she has set up every meeting and event and named most
of the members. Her career as a chemist has prepared her fully for the QUEST for the perfect
margarita. Her extended family has created the need for her to discover
it.SOURCES OF BEWILDERMENT: E.T. and Belle
"A duck walked into a drug store and asked
the clerk for chapstick. The clerk asked 'How
are you gonna pay for this?' The duck replied "just put it on my bill.' The rest is history (and will
probably be available on the net soon). Married to BEAKER.
Forever psychically connected to BILL, but
married to MULLIGAN, she is considered
more bewildered than most. However, she is actually the most together and sane person in the
group. The WIZARD notes, "This proves that bewilderment is a potent antibiotic for the ills of
modern society. Prior to DAFFY, being a happy, loving mother of three teenage boys was
considered an oxymoron."SOURCES OF BEWILDERMENT: Huey,
Louie and Dewey
Heading up our NRA Chapter of the Society, DreamWeaver teaches safe gun handling. No doubt DreamWeaver feels he has the solution to our problems all wrapped up...... click! Don't worry, the Nutty Professor refuses to let him have his bullet back.
Leading our East Coast Chapter, she is so far east she is shown here conducting duties from Rome - now that's EAST.. Sources of Bewilderment include Tink (now named "Baby Dooches") and Corty.
Daughter of FONIX and devoted traveling companion. Known to change names and identity - a lot like Supergirl.
Your humble editor is currently suffering from altzheimer's and has forgotten what he was supposed to write in this space. But he is sure Scaley is a most wonderful and deserving member of our illustrious Society.
Howdy Doody and Tinker Bell
Nutty Professor
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